01 10 / 2014

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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(via jas720)

01 10 / 2014

01 10 / 2014

ridge:

me as a parent 

(via dashingicecream)

01 10 / 2014

nixsrebellionoflies:

me: pluto is a planet?

me: PLUTO IS A PLANET?!

me: *SCREECHES* PLUTO IS A PLANET! 

me: *runs down the street at 3am* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

me: *raises the dead* PLUTO IS A PLANET!

01 10 / 2014

gbfrankie:

Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level

01 10 / 2014

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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(Source: dutchster, via kingkagetobio)

01 10 / 2014

barackinaroundthechristmastree:

i am pretty much 3% human and 97% stress

(Source: partybarackisinthehousetonight, via juggey-hunter)

01 10 / 2014

slugbox:

Go away

(via 10knotes)

01 10 / 2014

tonystarks:

"well why is it even important to mention aromantic and asexual people all the time not everyone gets mention-"

because our entire culture is so deeply steeped in sex and romance and there’s millions of people who want none of one or the other or both and they need to be recognized and mentioned instead of made to feel like they don’t fit and they’re broken

(via calamitaswrath)

01 10 / 2014

lotuschai:

every time new official art is released

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(via calamitaswrath)

01 10 / 2014

shadowblinder:

stop condemning female characters for having the exact same traits that your favorite male characters have

(via calamitaswrath)

01 10 / 2014

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

(via calamitaswrath)

01 10 / 2014

cockblocksquad:

no-itsbcky:

just because im antifeminist doesnt mean i dont believe in equal rights for women. 

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(via dashingicecream)

01 10 / 2014

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

girlwhowasonfire:

deans-avenging-angel:

girlwhowasonfire:

Found a better use for the wine glasses

That’s a martini glass

I’m literally using it for milk and cookies does it look like I care about the finer points of debauchery

01 10 / 2014

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

bihateual:

I am either the best girlfriend or the worst

(Source: gentul, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)