crossbowsandbowties:

jon-egbert:

bundy-ramirez-dahmer:

Remember duck duck goose? If that wasn’t the most anxiety inducing game ever then I have no idea what is.

musical chairs

#no #musical chairs was a battle to the fucking death#that game was training us for the hunger games #THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE VICTOR #GET OFF MY CHAIR BITCH

(via theangelsshavepercabeth)

pirouette-off-the-fucking-handle:

a-kid-from-your-school:

Did you know on average the human body needs 8 positive touches a day to survive? This includes: hand shakes, a hand on the shoulder, a hug, a kiss. etc. So you people saying, people that are depressed are just upset because they don’t get attention, in a way, you’re right, when your body lacks positive touches it can stunt your growth and effect your mental and emotional development. Give a hug.

(via strangeloyalties)

undergreatwhite:

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

I’ve. Wanted this all my life

(Source: rustlecrowe, via captaintiny)

a-suspicious-looking-person:

I don’t get people on tumblr, you can all write five paragraphs analyzing a single look one character gives another but then for formal essays you’re all like 

(via theangelsshavepercabeth)

i-need-light-in-the-dark:

rikkisixx:

i-need-light-in-the-dark:

can someone like keep a tally of how many hipster posts the fandoms have ruined?

omfg. you win.

(Source: doitjj, via theangelsshavepercabeth)

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality, via thedragonslayerswife)

eponinenjolras:

salvadorolliesout:

superjellycake:

mydollyaviana:

that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.

but OP how could you not tell them the best part

“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”

I—

Fa Ping tho

*fap fap fap*

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

(via treatyoselfartie)